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Windows 8 

An absolute mess. The task manager in 7 is replaced with an oversized, metro-ified pile of junk with too many tabs and the font is oversized and blue. The once-convenient start menu has been replaced with an ugly, unconventional, intrusive, oversized startscreen that adds nothing new except for apps that can be jewed from Micro$haft's App Store. More annoyances like the Charms bar, get in the way as well. The charms bar serves no purpose but to pop out when you don't want it to, as well as interfere with the desktop environment and take up another process in the background. The windowing theme is good, if you like to step backwards. The colors of the Aero windowing seemed glossy and pretty, and Windows 8 killed that with flat and unfinished windowing. Also, if you like to use a laptop/desktop with a mouse, like a normal person, you will get the luxury of sliding a wallpaper up upon login, as if you were on a tablet. Convenient. Windows 8 also bothers and nags you to create a Micro$haft account, as if there is a use for one. Remember Dropbox? OneDrive pops up, and needs to be uninstalled via control panel, long with several other bloat apps that come preinstalled such as: Weather, Food & Drink, and Xbox.
"I took a Windows 8 yesterday, it was the size of a squirrel."
Windows 8 by borat420 December 22, 2014
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Wince Carter 

A nickname given to Vince Carter by Toronto Raptors fans because they hate him so much. Vince didn't try in Toronto and demanded a trade. They got no one in return.
<Dude1> Fuk dat Wince Carter! He's an asshole!
<Dude2> Yeah...
<Dude3> Yeah...
<Dude4> Yeah...
<Dude5> Yeah...
<Dude6> I still like him!
Then he get beat up.
Wince Carter by Chris337 December 3, 2005
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Taking a short nap or short snooze.
Luke, I'll take you skateboarding after I catch 40 winks.
40 winks by John95126 February 20, 2007
An excellent wordmp3/word playing application for wordwindows/word. It can now even play some video formats. Quite a few plugins available and a wide variety of skins. www.winamp.com

"It really kicks the wordllama/words ass"
I'm listening to atc-around the word on winamp!
winamp by BlackRider March 9, 2003

Windows Upfuckingdate 

When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.
John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.

Winfield Park 

A small town in New Jersey that does exist.
It is small, and has unusual rules.
People from Winfield Park are either extremely unusual, or super awesome. Sometimes even both.
P1: That kid was from Winfield Park.
P2: ....That explains a lot.

Sexy Window 

a) The period of attractiveness that occurs between your first drink and when you've had one too many. Characterized by confidence, humor and an easy manner.

b) A particularly attractive hole in a wall, often glazed with glass or plastic.
a)
"Have I got drunk face?

Yeah, your sexy window is definitely closed, man"

b)
"You'll notice that that the end of the corridor of this Classical period building has a particularly sexy window"
Sexy Window by pseudopete January 26, 2009