The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
by Jakylnpsa August 2, 2017
Get the wipe tubing mug.A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
by johnnies245 August 17, 2017
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A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
by johnnies245 August 17, 2017
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Get the Wired mug.When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.
I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.
by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018
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The time between 1960 and 1980 when television companies routinely wiped video tapes for re-use, so destroying the recordings of many early television programmes.
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