wheeling

when a boy and girl make out and do other things; ass grabbing sitting on lap etc.

boy: hailey and i wheeled last week
friend: no way dude

boy: on god

friend: so you and jake have been dating for a while.. have you wheeled yet?
hailey: haha yeah but don’t tell anyone!

random: i saw you and jake wheeling behind the trees at the park
hailey: i don’t know what you’re talking about
random: well i saw you, you gave him his first wheel

by anon6193629 January 3, 2019

wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you

Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.

by Macktown January 14, 2019

front wheeling

Front wheeling is when you are single and you are acting wild and going crazy. Your two best friends are the back wheel supports for the tricycle to keep you stable.

You and your friends are going for a night out. "I'm front wheeling tonight!"

by Florida_Man June 12, 2018

Hamster wheel wealth

Low-wage earnings requiring you to work hard to stay in the same place

She shines on the stage at night, but during the day she's chasin' that hamster wheel wealth at Mickey D's

by DPotort June 13, 2018

Meals on wheels

A group of men or women on a bike,skateboards or any non-engine means of transportation with wheels. Giggity.

There's meals on wheels headed our way!!!!

by Agirlhasnoname August 14, 2018

Ryan Wheels

Someone who is dumb and stupid. Most of the time is a male and is obese. You do not want to mess with someone like this because they can use their weight to their advantage and squash you like a bug. This person is definitely lonely and will never find a girlfriend!

Wow! Look at the Ryan Wheels! Make sure don’t mess with him!!

by Ryan Wheels January 28, 2019

german fun wheel

A not-so-subtle alternate name for a certain piece of national socialist iconography; literally a meme name for a swastika to make it sound less threatening.

My buddy just got back from Charleston... he got a sick new tattoo, he hasn't shown me yet but he says its a german fun wheel. Sounds cool, right?

by Nophux1453 August 30, 2018