by ilovemycat April 17, 2011
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This phrase is dually used to outline a power dynamic. That is to say, obediently walking a peacock not in your charge implies passivity and an absence of individual agency whereas having one's peacock walked symbolizes dominance.
This phrase is dually used to outline a power dynamic. That is to say, obediently walking a peacock not in your charge implies passivity and an absence of individual agency whereas having one's peacock walked symbolizes dominance.
by Zeze.X February 25, 2018
Get the walk the peacock mug.Have you ever seen Shane play cod? He’s a walking kill.
Connor always hits deep three’s. He’s a walking kill.
Did you see Tyler clear the ball full field and score? Yah man, he’s a walking kill.
Lazarus gets no buns. Yah he wishes he was a walking kill.
Connor always hits deep three’s. He’s a walking kill.
Did you see Tyler clear the ball full field and score? Yah man, he’s a walking kill.
Lazarus gets no buns. Yah he wishes he was a walking kill.
by Chromosome #420 February 28, 2020
Get the Walking Kill mug.A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.
Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"
by WatcherMark January 14, 2019
Get the Walking in on yourself mug.by Ittouchy January 31, 2008
Get the walking the penguin mug.Someone who has made a non conscious choice to forever alter their dna with an EUA drug therapy that wasn’t vetted properly. They’re usually halfwits that have a level of curiosity that goes as far as “fact-checking”, but no further, which unfortunately now means they’re walking dead.
You can’t blame her for having her head so far up her ass dude, she’s the walking dead, imagine how you’d feel in that position.
by DOINKDAYS July 13, 2022
Get the The walking dead mug.The smell that occurs when someone walks by, it can be negative or positive depending on the individual- however it is most frequently bad.
"His walk-by air smelled like shit. Damn that boy stink, he need to shower! You know that dick smell like cheese and rotting potatoes."
by sassykitty420xx69 September 16, 2022
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