Verissa

A strong person, a leader, honest, caring, reliable the best friend anyone could ask for!

I have the best Verissa around.

by itsmekandy February 3, 2010

vertically challenged

someone who is short.

also known as a midget, a dwarf, the little guy, etc.

man: haha look at that smidget!

woman: lets be PC (politically correct) here, its a vertically challenged person.

by YourAlcoholicDad March 31, 2010

Vertical stick

A mondegreen, or commonly misheard lyric, in Lady Gaga's song "Bad Romance," which is supposedly a reference to the penis.

The true lyric is "vertigo shtick" as an homage to the Alfred Hitchcock movie "Vertigo," but is often misheard by many because of the intrinsic desire to find (perhaps intentional) innuendo in the media.

Stupid person whose idea of good music resides exclusively within top 40 radio: "(sings) I want your psycho, your VERTICAL STICK! LOLOL LADY GAGA IS SO CLEVER, AS AM I! VERTICAL STICK MEANS PENIS!!"

Person 1: "I want your psycho, your vertical stick!"
Person 2: "It's 'vertigo stick', dumbass. Lady Gaga's songs are seeping with lyrical brilliance. 'Vertical stick' is so moronic and SO below her level of amazingness."

by Boniqua Aginaville January 5, 2010

Veritas Aequitas

Made popular by the tattoos sported by the heroic brothers in Boondock Saints the "Phrase Veritas Aequitas is not actually a phrase but rather two seperate words.

Pronounced:
Veritas = VAIR-ee-taws
Aequitas = EK-wee-taws

Veritas: truth
Aequitas: justice, fairness

I just got Veritas Aequitas tattooed on my arms like the guys from Boondock Saints. their uber chill

by imandrew March 20, 2009

vernered

Term used to describe the unwanted act of an extremely unattractive man hitting on an attractive woman.

Let's go somewhere else, I keep getting vernered over at the bar.

by TheFred July 7, 2005

verycorporateveryprofessional

Adj. used to make an awful temp job (usually in real estate) sound enticing.
Can also be used to describe anything or anyone encountered at said job.

Crazy temp agent on the phone: "Morgan,I have a great job,it's verycorporateveryprofessional:can I get you a glass of water?can I take your coat?it's very corporate,is this you?"

by nonin July 9, 2007

verbal touching

When two people or a group of people are talking about how great they are and they cannot decide who is the greatest of them all but they do know that for sure they are all the greatest.

"Hey, Larry, you are doing a great job." Larry replies, "Man, you are doing a better job." The other replies, "Hey, all I know is that we are both doing a great job, but you, Larry, are a little bit better today." They both, conclude that they are the best. The verbal touching will continue until an innocent bystander usually vomits in their mouth from all the verbal touching between these people or groups of people.

by K.D.D. Reading November 30, 2007