Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 17, 2020

ur mom

crem in hee evrey night wigth a big block coke auauuauauuauaua

ur mom is a goy

by adrian23 June 20, 2022

ur mom

a way to roast people.

Person 1: "Hey what does this mean"
Person 2: "Ur mom"

by luckygodzplay123 December 11, 2022

ur mom

overrated your mom jokes used by middle and high schoolers

mike: haha ur mom
daniel: you are so inmature

by nOXisNotoKAy December 09, 2022

UR MOM

UR MOM IS GAY

"UR MOM IS GAY XD"

by lolkinghaha February 11, 2022

Ur mom

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by porjifdjboixjp January 25, 2021

Ur Mom

Usually fat, thicc or, gay

Guy1 ur mom is gay
Guy2 *loads pistol *

by Urdadleft July 29, 2022