towson university 

A relatively unknown school in Maryland except for its lacrosse and its girls, located near some of the best bars and clubs in the Baltimore area.

As an anomaly Towson has the most beautiful girls out of any school on the east coast. they are extremely fit and dress extremely sexy. The male/female ration is skewed somewhere along the lines of 70% to 30% and the women are above an 8 on the 1-10 scale hovers around 75% every year. due to such a skewed ratio, on the most part, guys get laid by the end of their freshmen year.

For the most part, during freshmen orientation, most guys will think they've died and gone to pootang heaven.

I went to towson university for the first time and was in disbelief beacuse of the amount of hot girls surrounding me.

towson university by BalCo September 7, 2006

Harvard University 

A cesspool of arrogant snobs who will one day own a disproportionate amount of America's wealth.

Fuck going to an Ivy League school such as Harvard University. If you are intellectually curious, you should be able to acquire just as much knowledge for free at your local library.

Harvard University by megh323 April 18, 2010

Harvad University 

The eRepublik equivalent of the Patriotic Nigras.

A trolling group in the online browser game eRepublik, Harvad University was born from the ashes of a failed chan alliance, separating the whinging crybabies full of troll's remorse from those whose sole aim was to cause butthurt and frustrate all the serious business eRepublik players.

Amongst the faculty is Brofessor of Macroeconomics, David Peel and interestingly well-known gay porn star Billy Herrington.

Harvard University regularly DDOS eRepublik servers and country forums, particulary during important battles and elections to cause maximum lulz. They are well known for several long-term trolling campaigns including taking over eVenezuela and raising all taxes to 100%, the minimum wage to 999VEB and eventually forcing the president to concede the entire country to eBrazil; and for causing mass panic in eSouth Africa after they hacked into president Ines Schumacher's account and declared war on allies eAustralia, nearly bringing down the entire SOL alliance in the process. The countries forums were also destroyed and plastered with gore for the lulz.

Deeply despised throughout the eRepublik world, Harvad University continue to reap havoc and butthurt upon all those who dare oppose them. Having recently left eSouth Africa no-one is quite sure of their next target, but rest assured: no nation or citizen is safe!

"God damn Harvad faggots, I lost my HW medal after 245 consecutive days"

"So called "Harvad University" deserve to burn in hell for this, they have destroyed my beloved country. I will fight them til the end of my days."

"eRepublik is down again..."
"Probably those Harvard morons"
"Don't you mean Harvad?"
"Shut up"

Harvad University by BrofessorDavidFailkipz January 7, 2010

Harvard University 

A university for the smart? No entirely wrong. A university for white people who have a lot of money and a lot of connections. OR a university for native americans. If you're a native american, come on in. we need to fill our quota.

Harvard University is a haven for Native Americans,rich crackers, elitist bastards,and minorities.

Harvard University by John Choon October 1, 2006

University of Washington 

The only college where the greatest fighter of all time "BRUCE LEE" went to study and major in Philosophy. Also later becoming one of the greatest Philosophers of Martial Arts as well.

"The went to the University of Washington to be a Husky just like Bruce Lee"

University of Washington by Husky124 May 28, 2009

university of chicago 

1. strange people
2. too much work due to the student body's love of procrastination
3. squirrels are cuter than the girls
4. guaranteed lower gpa
5. don't go here

wow, when i got to the university of chicago, a number of things happened: my gpa crashed, and my boner disappeared.

university of chicago by mybrainhurtsgoodbye January 7, 2006

Drexel University 

this school is full of fun, smart, intelligent, sexy and non-punk ass bitch people and is notorious for producing BAMFs. Don't mess with a Drexel kid cuz they are sure to make you feel dumb.

Drexel University is the bitchin place to be.

Drexel University by EJBAMF November 2, 2010