Clinton touch 

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster

Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?

Clinton touch by Uncle Dimma September 15, 2017

somebody touch my SPAGET 

The first good meme of 2018 (following Logan Paul's suicide forest)
Better when earraped

Padowan: Have you seen that clip from an old disney's cartoon ?
Dealer: Its not a 'clip' its a meme
Padowan: Yeah but--
Dealer : SPAGET!

*see somebody touch my spaget video*

somebody touch my SPAGET by VascoSozinhoEmCasa January 8, 2018

Painters touch 

When a man is hitting a girl from the back in doggy style, he places his thumb on his partner’s booty hold to prevent accidental anal.

“It was my first time with Sarah so I gave her the Painters touch”

Painters touch by JunkHunk February 14, 2018

safe touch 

Consensual, non threatening, pleasurable contact between two consenting adults. No cohesion.

I'm dying for some safe touch.

safe touch by Meow meow kitty cat May 11, 2018

Shidas touch

A very, VERY unlucky person. Everything they set out to do or achieve never comes through or ever works out. Everthing they touch turns to crud.

This can also be passed down though generation to generation and is among some of the most unfortunate traits known to man or sloth.

"Don't let Timmy do it, he has the Shidas touch"

"She better not have your Shidas touch!"

"DAMN YOU SHIDAS TOUCH!!"

Shidas touch by nimsayy June 13, 2018

The touch 

When other people have been knocking on a door and no one opens or heard the knock but when you knock they open.

Joey & Fernando knock on Alan’s door to buy cookies from him and Alan does not open. Then Melany knocks and Alan sells her cookies. Then Joey & Fernando say: “ Damn Melany you got the touch!”

The touch by MelanyQueen October 30, 2018

Modis Touch 

The opposite of Midas Touch. A person who turns things to shit instead of gold.

You : Hey man, don't give the project to Mike.
Shem : Why not?
You : He has the Modis Touch, things he gets involved with, gets demonetized.
Shem : Fuck man, you should have told me that earlier. Next time, I will vote against him.

Modis Touch by Sambit Patra January 2, 2019