Toss

To blank, curve someone.

Reject someone's sexual advances (often done in an indirect manner).

Divine:How's it going with Emerald?
John:She tossed me mate
Divine:What do you mean?
John:She told me she likes guys like me but not me.
She basically curved me.
Divine:Sorry mate.

by MenaTwoFour October 14, 2015

Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)

Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner

by Stoney69 November 29, 2019

Tossed Salad

When one person uses their tongue to go to town on another's bunghole for pleasure.

Jimmy, how did you make out last night? I hear you got a nice tossed salad. Great!!! She tossed my salad for a good 18-22 minutes.

by Big Gay Jim February 16, 2023

Tossed the sauce

When during a threesome, he or she takes a mouthful of cum, and then forces it into the third parties asshole via their mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend totally tossed the sauce with our pick up last night!

by Mtb-homie January 19, 2017

towel-toss

Noun. The act of throwing a clean-up towel to the person covered in cum during the awkward, post-orgasmic bliss. Sometimes the towel-toss is reduced to throwing the nearest piece of clothing that can be found.

That guy I just fingered looked pretty hot laying on my bed as I did the towel-toss.

by upwithbuck April 20, 2014

Tossed salad

Also known as “The Mit Special” — the act of licking your sexual partner’s butthole.

Dude, I ate that tossed salad last night — I gave her The Mit Special.”

by Jj041418 July 25, 2020

toss a baby ruth in the bowl

take a dump, number 2, to deficate in toilet bowl, take the browns to the superbowl

He will be right back, he had to toss a baby ruth in the bowl.

by dkjmt October 6, 2009