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lying tom

"your a fuckin lying tom, billy"
by hand banana12 April 8, 2009
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tom campbell

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Tom Knox

Tom Knox is a rare type of human which resides in Liverpool, England. He is a strange character and some have claimed to witness him scream “I don’t eat poo” or “Reeeeeeeeeee

He feasts mostly on food he finds on the floor but his main source of food is his own and other people’s faeces
Dave: “I need a heckling poo”

Roger: “save it for Tom Knox the poo eater

Tom Knox: “ooh baby don’t mind if I do”
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tom baxter

A prick with small penises and a constant 1000 yard stare
Did his good Tom baxter
by Brig for JD May 19, 2017
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tom bradying

seemingly perfect guy girls fall in love with, but ends up being self-absorbed, has a two inch penis, pees sitting down and wipes front to back, once you learn you run, but he will find you
I thought he was hot, but he was Tom Bradying
by olered February 27, 2017
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Tom Cruise

Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.
"Jeez, way to kick the kitten! That was so Tom Cruise of you!"
by Humptulips November 25, 2009
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Tom Petty

The sexual act of using a guitar to masturbate your partner.
Last night I took my guitar and Tom Pettyed her for 30 min!
by Dikchz February 2, 2016
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