L-Block Toilets

L-Block Toilets is said by some to be the definition of hell itself. Yelling can be heard from the toilet stalls as you walk into the bathroom and there is shaving cream on the ground. There are rumours that there is one man who stalks and controls L-Block Toilets.

Dude 1: Hey dude! Did you hear about the rapes in L-Block Toilets?
Dude 2: Yeah, but are you talking about yesterday or today?

by L-Block Survivor February 26, 2020

Sussy Ohio Rizz Grimace Skibidi Toilet

I rink grim - ASS shake but then turn into ohio sussy and skibidi toilet ambatukam

I can feel the Sussy Ohio Rizz Grimace Skibidi Toilet coming inside of me

by HaM ehm October 11, 2023

toilet water

what most dogs would rather drink than the fresh bottled water you give them

SPARKY! Get your head out of the shitter!

by lunar shadows September 23, 2004

toilet suicide

In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.

"I know John had a curry last night, but that sounded like toilet suicide!"

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

Toilet Titties

A set of breasts that would be in the running for the world's ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most hideous tits.

"Yo Kris, your girlfriend has a sweet set of toilet titties. D-Money... light up!!!"

by Steve Nurse February 9, 2006

Toilet Boy

The kid who always puts his hand up in the middle of class and asks,
"Sir/Miss, can I go to the toilet?"
To which the teacher answers,
"Why didn't you go before the lesson?"
To which he replies,
"I didn't need to go then"
Eventually they have to let him go otherwise he'll wet himself.

Usually there's nothing wrong with this kind of thing, but to be classed as a Toilet Boy you have to do this more or less all the time.

Man, that Billy always needs a pee in the middle of the lesson. He's such a Toilet Boy.

by scribblersam May 15, 2010

toilet screamer

A shit that smells so badly that it makes all the sewer rats scream, hence the toilet screamer.

When the boss found out that Joel shat several toilet screamers, he banned him from using the company toilet from then on.

by /Fenders September 26, 2006