the communists have invaded the funhouse

A woman has gotten her period.

Don't bother Sylvia today. I think the communists have invaded the funhouse.

by Panicgirlsmiles July 1, 2015

Having Some Cherry Pie

When you masturbate on your period.

Having some cherry pie.

by Aiden12 September 3, 2016

the elephants have attacked china!

you can't defeat the truth

the elephants have attacked china!
the elephants got bored...
the elephants have attacked taiwan!

by Agent_smith August 31, 2017

i have two sneeze

when you have to sneeze, you yell fuck loud!!

Bryan: I have two sneeze
George: ok go sneeze
Bryan: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by youngkap February 15, 2019

No we have food at home

When you ask your mom for food at a restaurant and she will say this phrase. If you get lucky you will go somewhere to eat. You will most likely get annoyed when your mom says this.

You: Hey mom can we get some food at insert restaurant here?

Mom: No we have food at home

by Yeetus_beligus November 10, 2019

Go commit are have stupid

“Go commit are have stupid” is an alternative to saying “Go be stupid”.

ROBLOX Player 1: “Lol you suck at maths”.
ROBLOX Player 2: “Go commit are have stupid”.
ROBLOX Player 1: *are have stupid*.

by You are have stupid March 20, 2019

The only advantage of having children

If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie

Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children

by Kanifykid666 February 26, 2019