Dick Pound

Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.

Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*

by reuyadickdestroyer June 16, 2024

Pound Some Queers

A synonym for drink, or pound, some beers.

Todd: Hey Mitch, wanna go pound some queers down at Churchkey later today?

Mitch: Wow, and here I thought you were a liberal.

Todd: No, I meant drink some beers... You know, beers, queers...?

Mitch: Oh yeah, let's go pound some queers, for sure.

by Don's Johnson November 08, 2012

pandy pounds

Excessive weight gain caused by the pandemic

I need to get back to the gym to lose these pandy pounds

by beatsmeoff September 28, 2021

dick pounding

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat

yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her

by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017

Quarter Pounded

Someone who finishes quickly

“What did you do last night?”

“My tinder date quarter pounded”

“Oh no”

by straightvibin December 09, 2020

pound dawg

A tall, large, strong, ghetto black person. Typically associated with gang life and hood culture.

Have you seen Nate, that pound dawg latley?

by Cboe January 17, 2018

eight hundred pound gorilla

its a realy fuckin phat gorila

oy that harabe is a eight hundred pound gorilla aint it.

by Ujico November 21, 2018