a lifestyle where you wears nothing but flannel shirts and tight jeans. also includes taking too long to style your hair, talking about making a rap mixtape but never going through with it, and watching teen drama television shows that are clearly made for teenage girls
Girl 1: I really wanna get with that guy.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: He is so hot. He lives the kyle lifestyle.
Girl 2: Oh now I understand. Let's both get with him.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: He is so hot. He lives the kyle lifestyle.
Girl 2: Oh now I understand. Let's both get with him.
by Banksey November 23, 2009
by gass January 12, 2019
That one gay kid that has a bunch of friends that are girls but has no real girlfriends. Also vapes while driving which causes him to get into accidents.
Person 1: “Hey you hear what happened to Kyle?”
Person 2: “Oh you mean that one gay kid?” Person 1: “Yeah he got in a car accident”
Person 2: “Oh you mean that one gay kid?” Person 1: “Yeah he got in a car accident”
by J@76 February 08, 2019
the dirty kyle is when you borrow the girl's car you were fucking to pick up your girlfriend. it can also be known as breaking it off with the girl you are fucking because your girlfriend is coming to visit.
Man, my wife was coming to the airport, i had to pull and dirty kyle and get julie's car.
damn bro, my wife is coming to see me. i have to dirty kyle janet and quit fucking her.
damn bro, my wife is coming to see me. i have to dirty kyle janet and quit fucking her.
by chulevonawesome November 25, 2009
A Kyle jones is when a male prostitute puts his cock in your ear hole and shouts common Canadian sayings
by Homie Jay December 17, 2015