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thomas christopher mckinstry

Thomas Christopher Mckinstry, also known as Tom Clit or O.G. Mackersis a well renowned Dota Warrior who can easily be identified by the vibrant colour of his orange hair or the subtle hint of French faggotry in his deep, manly voice.

Famous Quote: "Guys, I don't know what to do with my arms." - tom Clit (2k13)

Source: facebook.com/tom.mckinstry.96
"Add me on the facebook guys, Thomas Christopher McKinstry..."
"Shut the fuck up lol."
by Alex Burns January 9, 2014
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Thomas Vardell

A young boy that enjoys playing the poop challenge and fuck dead dogs.
What are you doing tonight Thomas Vardell ?

Ohh just fucking some dead dogs.
by Duck hunter 290000 January 26, 2017
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Thomas Brodie Sangster

Thomas Brodie-Sangster is a british actor, born on the 16TH of may 1990. He is a very Kind Person and best known for his role AS Simon in Love actually and newt in the maze runner. He loves his Fans and takes his time for every one. He has a sister named Ava. His father is called Mark Bertram and his mother Tasha Bertram. One of the worst things about his acting is, that he dies in the most of shows / movies he acts in. :( his fandom loves him incredibly much and supports him. He doesn't has an Instagram, just Twitter. He bearly uses it. A lot of people love Thomas.
Thomas Brodie Sangster is such a cute guy, he should get an Oscar.
by newtie_.cutie February 25, 2017
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Thomas Wilde

An extremely rare, extremely gorgeous and extremely perfect Dutch young man. Thomas Wilde's will treat you right and dick you right all day and all night. This guy is the ultimate lover and has an abnormally large penis.
Damn, my legs are sore. That guy from last night must've been a Thomas WIlde!
by Guy who knows his shit B May 10, 2017
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thomson burner

1. Grab Erected Dick
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner

6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit
Prepare dat dick it about to be demolished with the Thomson Burner!
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thomas jarrett

Dank memes, Dank at PUBG, Dank at everything
"Damn, you're just like thomas jarrett".
by bananarama69420blazer October 6, 2017
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thotosity

The audacity to be a thot/hoe in the presence of the male/female gender or anything in between
So that bitch had the thotosity to come at me.
by This is for the thotties November 3, 2017
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