Home Run Slide

The act of sliding across the soaking wet locker room floor completely nude and subsequently ending up in the showers

“Jerry did the most epic home run slide after gym!”

by JoeMama7978 December 23, 2020

home improvement syndrome

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.

Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.

by Papa on Whidbey December 31, 2011

Home-made queef

When a guy farts into a girls vagina before licking her out and she queefs the fart back out and inside his mouth.

Guy 1: My girlfriend and I produced a home-made queef the other night

Guy 2: wow, you're so lucky

by mashonictimblr June 22, 2011

Stay at home junkie

An addict who doesn't bother anybody. Just stays at home and deals with their addiction. not one to go up the town and hassle shoppers or rob folks houses or that. Just stays at home and does no harm to anyone else but themselves.

That fella doesn't bother anybody, he's a stay at home junkie

by andymclol October 9, 2011

Home Made Icing

White stuff the baker puts on his donuts and cakes for some sweet and salty flavor.

I walked in to the back of the bakery and saw the chef pouring his home made icing all over the donuts while he was watching his computer! He must be a pro! Talk about multitasking.

by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023

Craving the walk home

In the southern tier region of New York state (more specifically Binghamton NY, "craving the walk home" is slang or colloquial term for walking back to ones residence from a particularly far distance after either leaving a function, bar, restaurant, or friends place of residence. This activity usually happens late at night while one is intoxicated.

Person 1: hey why are you in the middle of nowhere on snapmap?
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.

by Craver4849374832 February 13, 2023

Home Depot Necktie

A rope noose used for hanging people

The Klansman bragged about giving the black man down the street a home depot necktie for his birthday

by meme man 696969 November 2, 2018