bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.

Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!

by haroldhamfist March 20, 2019

billie bag

A bag you pack with a helmet, duct tape and gold fish crackers if you are taking a retard out to the mall.

Dude , pack the billie bag. We are taking billie to the mall.

by Cliffe009 January 15, 2017

bag of forks

Term used to describe a woman who is so thin that her bones jut out of her skin.

Man, she was so skinny it was like fucking a bag of forks.

by Jokestress November 27, 2010

Leather Bagging

When your ballsack is contracted and shriveled and the skin is tight like a little piece of leather.

This cold weather has me leather bagging.

I just got out of the pool. Look I’m leather bagging.

Rachel loves to lick my sack when I’m leather bagging.

by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

salmon bagging

when an elderly lady dangles her aged labia on the forehead of an unsuspecting hot-tubber (normally the recipient of a salmon bagging is semi-conscious from consuming too much alcohol in a hot-tub, but a requested salmon bagging is not uncommon in some cultures)

Hey nana, look at that drunk guy passed out in the tub, you should give him a good old salmon bagging

by salmon bagger November 1, 2014

Sea-Bagging

Tea bagging your girl with a salty, tangy scrotum after you have been swimming and frolicking in the ocean.

Rachel and I went behind the dunes and I did a little sea-bagging.

Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Ice bagged

When you freeze your nuts to relieve your significant other's migraine

Guy 1 : Man my nuts are frozen...
Guy 2 : Why bro?
Guy 1 :My ol lady said she didnt wanna

fuck cause she had a migrane.
Guy 2: OK and?
Guy 1 : So I froze my nuts and ice bagged her

by Ice bagged November 24, 2018