Cancer Turd

That one guy from run 3 that has a little balloon and is a little shit

Don't be a cancer turd

by Cancerous Turd 123 November 8, 2017

no cancer

is said when someone says something obvious it's similar to the words * no shit * or *deadass*

G1: The sky is blue today
:g2: No cancer is it?

by AntiNiggers1943 November 4, 2022

bicep cancer

The sort of feeling you get when you are either done wrong by a lightweight (utter loser), in numbskull fashion, rendering them an even bigger lightweight than they already were.

Guy 1: "Man that dude really did Katherine dirty the other day by spilling her egg burger all over the ground!"
Guy 2: "Yeah people like him really give me bicep cancer..."

by Hammer Of Doubt June 29, 2022

Cancer

Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius is cancer

by Shdudbdhdhdbhddj February 28, 2018

cancerous rodent

A small, green, glowing rat from the video game ultrakill. It is the hardest boss in all of ultrakill.

Guy: Oh look, its the cancerous rodent
cancerous rodent: nuh uh
Guy: *Instantly dies*

by the February 16, 2024

Cancer

A ugly ass Social Media group called Team 10 year olds (except Alex Lange and Tessa Brooks) and especially Snake Paul and Snerika Costell or Snerika Hoestell or Snerihoe Cocksucker or even Snake Bitch (Snakerika).

#fuckteam10 #logang4life #logangatthetop #cloutgang4life #cloutgangatthetop #ksi4life #ksiatthetop #ksiwilldestroyjoeweller

Me:Bob why do you have cancer?
Bob:I watched Jake Paul -Jerika ft.Erika Costell & Uncle Kade.
Me:Danny why are you there too?
Danny:I watched Erika Costell - There For You.
Me:Kav why tf are you there too?
Kav:I watched both Jake Paul - Its Everyday Bro ft.Team 10 and Jake Paul - Its Everyday Bro (Remix) feat.Gucci Mane.
Me:Jesze,Axel,Petra,Rueben,Patrick and Kevin how did you survive poison?
Axel:I watched Logan Paul - The Fall of Jake Paul ,Outta My Hair,No Handlebars and Logan Paul - Help Me Help You ft.Shay Mitchell & Why Don't We.
Kevin:I watched RiceGum - God Church.
Patrick:I watched KSI - Earthquake ft.RiceGum.
Jesze:I watched RiceGum - I Didn't Hit

Her.
Petra:I watched RiceGum - Frick Da Police and AznRomeo - Phuc the Poheece.
Reuben:I watched RiceGum - Its Everynight Sis ft.Alissa Violet.
Me:Ohhh...well I fell bad for Bob,Danny and Kev and I'm happy you survived Jesze,Axel,Petra,Reuben,Patrick and Kevin.

by GucciGobz November 30, 2017

Cat The Cancer

Thou one whom all shall soon know...

Be prepared, the world as we know it is soon to end. For Atlas shall return and restore justice upon us all, with no other that thy Cat The Cancer.

- Cat The Cancer

by Cat The Cancer April 24, 2025