midterm blues

The feeling you get when you know you should be studying but instead you're on facebook crying about how much your life sucks

FB Status: "UGHH I HATE MY LIFE" #midterms -feeling depressed
Comments
"Get off fb and go study!"
"I CAN'T FML I have the midterm blues!"

by that_girl90 October 22, 2013

Blue Tuba

During fellatio, your partner sucks on your meat until it bruises. Turning your “tuba” blue.

Damn dude she suck the soul outta me and now I gotta Blue Tuba.

by ScrubRJ September 4, 2021

Blue Romney

The act of shoving a beer bottle up an individual's anus, base first.

Dude, I thought my girl was a freak but last night she proved it with a Blue Romney.

by R. Sauers September 3, 2012

A Blue Peter

A ready rolled joint . For that special occasion. Taken from the children's show of the same name , and their "here's one I made earlier " quote

A. You coming out for a smoke ?

B. Yeah !

A.Ok

B. I have a Blue Peter

A. You absolute legend

by Haako September 19, 2015

Blue Bonged

When you had plans to smoke weed with a friend, but they cancelled on you last minute.

Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!

by seansucksatguitar June 7, 2018

blue pizza

Something that is particularly gross/ discussing

That bag of chips we got from the kebab shop last night was like blue pizza
Or
That thing looks like blue pizza

by InTheKnow.07 March 7, 2021

Blue cross

Private hospital insurance.

That is one nasty wound.I hope your blue cross isn't payed up.

by BlackPohatu October 7, 2016