Similar to being ambidextrous, but instead of having another good hand, you have one less good hand: you have no good hands, and are incredibly clumsy as a result.
Benn: Dude, don't throw the ball to Dave he has two left hands!
Benn: Damn it Ron, you dropped the entire bag of popcorn.
Ron: Sorry man, I got two left hands.
Benn: Damn it Ron, you dropped the entire bag of popcorn.
Ron: Sorry man, I got two left hands.
by BennduR July 11, 2010
Get the Two Left Handsmug. when a drunk bastard stumbles home from the bar after a fucking awesome night of partying down with your homeboys in Tinley Park, IL.
"Did you see Bobby get outa the car? He tinley two step'd it all the way to the front door."
"Yea, I'll do the "Tinley Two Step" all the way home, baby!"
"Yea, I'll do the "Tinley Two Step" all the way home, baby!"
by jOnTOURAGE June 18, 2009
Get the the "Tinley Two Step"mug. to have sex, having intercourse
by Adriana G. May 3, 2006
Get the beast with two backsmug. by Honeybunch August 24, 2006
Get the Maggot and two peasmug. A theoretical composition of chromosomes reserved for the next level of evolution of our genetic consciousness, and is meant to be on a more spiritual level. This is said to result in power and ability that far surpasses all mankind as we know it, and is a step towards 'perfection'. Our (99.9% of mankind) current genetic makeup contains 44 and 2 chromosomes.
Jesus Christ is said to have had a forty-six & two chromosome composition, hence the term "Christ Consciousness" which is believed to be the result of forty-six & two chromosomes. Of course, the idea of him having such a number of chromosomes and that being the source of his abilities is all theoretical.
by Kamui July 16, 2008
Get the forty-six & twomug. To deliberately mislead or misdirect. To cause someone to think or act a certain way based on incorrect information or actions.
(also known as "throwing a 52")
The background of this expression is unknown.
(also known as "throwing a 52")
The background of this expression is unknown.
That cell phone rate was a fifty-two fakeout. The actual charges came on the bill.
or
Michael Vick threw the linebacker a 52 and ran for 20 more yards.
or
Michael Vick threw the linebacker a 52 and ran for 20 more yards.
by Greg J. July 20, 2004
Get the Fifty-two Fakeoutmug. the process by which Jersey males skip dating, and the foreplay process and move directly from the first kiss to the first bang. Ususally happens in coastal towns, such as Seaside. Jaeger shots usually aid in this process.
by bebalicious March 4, 2005
Get the jersey two stepmug.