Pig-Tailing

When you have your back to your partner but you put your finger on ass like a tail, and your partner grinds on it like it’s your dick.

Ask Smarty about pig-tailing

by Dax_inferno May 15, 2018

tail boarding

Getting the crap between out of you by a smaller person.

yo check it out a midget is tail boarding linear

by colbyzach September 27, 2021

tail of the pants

Just barely

She graduated high school by the tail of the pants

by JJConifer May 27, 2017

Tony Tail

A Tony Tail is the male equivalent of a Pony Tail.

Would you like your hair in a Tony Tail

by Davies84 June 9, 2019

Laotian rat tail

Often confused with the Colombian necktie, this is where the tongue of an individual is cut and placed sticking out of their rectum.

Person 1:They found out tony was snitching, and gave him a Laotian rat tail.

Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.

Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.

Person 2: Uh, my bad.

by Glok November 13, 2018

Tuff Tail

patch of hair at your tail bone. Missed spot ;)

He/She had a tuff tail...

by queen_ofspades January 17, 2018

But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2024