jesus chode

when someone has a chode so fat juicy and delicious that Jesus himself must have a try

wow jonathan has a jesus chode, i could barely fit it in my mouth its so thick

by grannychodeman February 5, 2019

Honorary Chode

A very wide penis which is not by definition a chode due to it technically being longer than it is wide, but is still wide enough to the point where it's undesirable or appears stocky.

Girl: Look at how big my man's dick is!
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.

by eternalquake127 October 10, 2017

Reverse Chode

A relatively long skinny Penis.

This guy I was with last night had such a bad reverse chode we had to use a spring roll as a condom.

by mrcannoli1997 June 3, 2015

Chode Poison

This product is a grainy powder that can be rubbed on one's chode and it will dehydrate and shrivel the chode until the width grealy decreases and the chode becomes a normal penis. Found in the same habitat as the chode lasso.

Hey man, take some of this CHODE poison, it really worked for me!!! It's viagra for chodes!

by The Chode Expert January 8, 2009

chode chewer

someone who chews chode and loves chewing joshs sack and loves brown eye cream pies

Hey chode chewer why dint you screw her ?

Because i love chewing chode and chewing joshes sack

by bullfuckin shit March 21, 2010

paul chode

Paul dickey

omf ur suc H a Paul chode ass fucker !!

by maria/sierra suck dick May 25, 2016

chode-ache

Post sex pain suffered as a result of the condom elastic digging in to the base of one's chode

Holy shit, I snared a right ho last night but she wouldn't let me climb aboard without putting a rubber on my chode. Fuck me it was tight and now I have got some really bad chode-ache!

by Hosethedaddy May 11, 2016