G-tails

Insignificant excuses/details to explain

Ie, what had happened was......

After one lame excuse after another, I'm just not interested in your triflin' g-tails
Go spin your stories somewhere else ,

by Lili05 October 24, 2011

fauxny tail

the lump of hair that sticks out the back of a longhairs ball cap

girl 1: oomg fauxhawks are so 2002
girl 2: i no rite fauxny tails are the shit now
longhair: hellloo ladies!

by santaire July 5, 2011

Sperm Tails

When some holds a roll of toilet paper out of a moving car and let it unravel as you move down the street looking like a sperm tail.

Guy 1: I just made some serious sperm tails with some friends.
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot

by Arex Wrong September 11, 2011

Reversed camel tail

Its when a fat womans pussy is so protruding it creates a camel tail between her butt cheeks.

oh god her reversed camel tail is staring at me again.

by awbz tha villain September 29, 2011

smoking a rats tail

to do intentionally something that you know is unappealing or that will hurt you in the long run

“Don’t go off and smoke a rats tail”

“I’d better not catch you smoking a rats tail!”

by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023

roasted rat tail

something someone who lives in Detroit would eat

I fucking love eating roasted rat tail after a night out with my mom

by ratlord112 February 8, 2023

Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.

I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023