polishing the jag

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom

I walked in and he was polishing the jag

by ezelbee November 17, 2016

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polish silver

to masturbate (for females)

Oh, i haven't fucked in ages, i need to polish silver.

by insanitune November 27, 2013

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Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

by Smegladon December 18, 2023

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Polish Mustard Tag (Polish: Musztardowy Berek) is a traditional game played by Polish children. The game is an offshoot of Berek, the Polish version of Tag. The game is traditionally played with a bag of mustard seed but is now played with mustard bottles.

The game starts off with one player being made Berek, or "It", who must touch another player to make them Berek. The objective of the other players is to cooperate to prevent becoming Berek by passing around the mustard. Whoever holds the mustard is made immune and cannot be tagged. Whoever has the mustard will have to run towards the player being chased to give them the mustard before making their escape. The game ends when one person remains untagged.

Child 1: Berek! You have been made Berek!
Child 2: This is Polish Mustard Tag! I have the Mustard! I am not it!
Child 1: Kurwa!

by Dstroyer101 November 21, 2024

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Polish Obo

Placing any leftover alcohols into a single cup with your favorite soda or non alcoholic drink as the mixer. Hell of a drink that causes an even worse hangover, is it worth a shot?

Polish Obo Whiskey Alcohol Beer Rum Vodka

by Nick W 27 February 10, 2009

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