A smol dumbass who should be in 2nd grade. When he grows up he wants to be in a gay strip club. Also the devils (or in other words Jaxsons) right hand man.
by anonymous March 29, 2022

1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.
2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.
2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.
1.
Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.
2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...
Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.
2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...
by WitherHD November 19, 2017

by Doge2.0 April 12, 2023

german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.
by anarchyroks666 April 29, 2015

by tvremote June 27, 2022

by The epic bros October 3, 2020

Mario is a stunning motherfucker!
by WifyAudrey November 24, 2021
