Moose patrol

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them

Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!

by Youra Namkoma November 27, 2023

moose butt

An annoying child who thinks that ligma is an actual disease.

Ligma isn't real, moose butt

by Fate's Destiny April 09, 2019

Moose Ehmann

a really attractive man who lives in a swamp, and his best friend is a donkey. Very good at hockey as well, but does not play defense or block any shots. If your looking to buy some shampoo or cologne, find yourself a moose

Look at la moose ehmann, he’s goin today baby

by Riley Mcalees May 24, 2018

DA MOOSE

A grossly incandescent white creature from the desert realm. They roam the desert at night scavenging what they can find from other people.

That DA MOOSE is the brightest thing I've seen all night.

by DAMOOSE1354 January 16, 2019

moose sex face

When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose

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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face

- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face

by the bandit75 April 04, 2014

Luca Moose

a chill fella who sells candy that he stole.

“woah Luca Moose snapped me!”
“OMG he’s so hot!!”

by 🇮🇪👹😘 July 16, 2023

slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 03, 2017