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Race the beer home

The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).
Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."
by JunkyardECM November 1, 2010
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Home Depot Necktie

A rope noose used for hanging people
The Klansman bragged about giving the black man down the street a home depot necktie for his birthday
by meme man 696969 November 2, 2018
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Yo! Whassup homes?

A greeting that a person (usually but not always a black man) might say to a good friend of his when they approach one another.
{Edward}: Craig! Yo! Whassup homes?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?
by Telephony March 31, 2021
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Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar
Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.
by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015
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Home Run Slide

The act of sliding across the soaking wet locker room floor completely nude and subsequently ending up in the showers
Jerry did the most epic home run slide after gym!”
by JoeMama7978 December 23, 2020
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Home Depot syndrome

After watching all DIY shows and with no renovations skills at all, you decide to tackle projects around the house. These usually end up as botched or incomplete projects from lack of skill.
The previous owners of my house had Home Depot syndrome and that's why my bathroom floor is wavey.
by Musky94 April 26, 2015
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home improvement syndrome

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.
Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.
by Papa on Whidbey December 31, 2011
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