Donkey Balled

When your automobile gets damaged like on a car crash and you don’t want to explain what happend.

Friend: Bro what happend to your car?
Oh, it got donkey balled
Friend: Wym donkey balled
Donkey balled

by Mike_Ox June 7, 2022

Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

donkey trench

N. Asshole

You are a donkey trench

by Whaleswithchefhats March 10, 2016

donkey-claw

When you slap ones buttocks and (accidentally) hook their asshole

When I was in the bar lastnight, I was getting another drink some random guy slapped my ass and donkey-clawed me

by Llysius August 11, 2017

Donkey-bombs

Extremely hot and putrid smelling farts. The kind that can fill a room and feel like you’ve stepped into a steaming fog that surrounds your body and fills your lungs. The kind of fart that stanks so bad that you think it might get stuck on your clothes or skin.

“Oh man, I’ve been dropping donkey-bombs all day. Must be all those eggs and that kombucha I had this morning.”

“I couldn’t wait to get off that bus, I thought I was going to barf. Someone dropped a hot donkey-bomb and my eyes started watering.”

by Bird Diapers March 31, 2022

donkey fry

A foul tasting French fry that tastes the way a donkey exhibit at the zoo smells

When I was eating at Wendy's, I hate to spit out the donkey fry.

by JulieStevens November 30, 2013

Donkey doe

A woman's vagina. This expression was first used in the 1980s movie "weird science" often

When she bent over in that mini skirt without any panties you could see her Donkey doe. Often related to but confused with Badoncadonks

by gitonga August 28, 2015