Honorary Chode

A very wide penis which is not by definition a chode due to it technically being longer than it is wide, but is still wide enough to the point where it's undesirable or appears stocky.

Girl: Look at how big my man's dick is!
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.

by eternalquake127 October 10, 2017

chode chowdown

a verbal dispute between two chodes that has the potential to turn physical under the right circumstances

Brad: You stole my girl and fucked my wife! If I had to fight someone it would be you.

Trenton: YOU WOULD NEVER FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE PUSSSY!

Nicholas: Brad and Trenton really need to calm down.

Chaz: For dur. If they go at it for much longer we may get to witness a little chode chowdown

by Captain Fox October 10, 2011

Chode Snake

An extremely annoying or contemptible person.

"have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"

"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."

by the Chame-Loc'ster July 28, 2023

Chode Poison

This product is a grainy powder that can be rubbed on one's chode and it will dehydrate and shrivel the chode until the width grealy decreases and the chode becomes a normal penis. Found in the same habitat as the chode lasso.

Hey man, take some of this CHODE poison, it really worked for me!!! It's viagra for chodes!

by The Chode Expert January 8, 2009

chode chewer

someone who chews chode and loves chewing joshs sack and loves brown eye cream pies

Hey chode chewer why dint you screw her ?

Because i love chewing chode and chewing joshes sack

by bullfuckin shit March 21, 2010

Chode-mamba

A chode mamba is simply the leader of a group of chodes. In this scenario I am referring to a chode as someone who is totally acting not like themselves. The chode mamba tells everyone information that is truthfully pointless. A chode mamba has the power to lead the chodes and chode everyone out in any way possible.

He was sitting on the couch saying useless information that no one cares about acting like a chode-mamba.

by chode 4 life November 8, 2009

TurtleNeck Chode

A stumpy, fat, veiny, uncircumcised penis.

Sammy and Jessy Carter have turtleneck chodes!

by Dirty Joe Dirt April 17, 2011