steakface

Annoying/Pretentious vegetarians who deserve a slap in the face with a steak.

'Sheila deserves a good slapping, what a a steakface.'

by steakface March 20, 2013

steak sabre

The phallic, meaty, sexy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. Also scientifically known as a penis, dick, todger, willy, pecker. The term steak sabre tends to be reserved for penises with generously wide shafts, hefty circumferences, and stunning lengths. A weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for sex.

"Cripes John, did you clock the todger on Darnell yesterday in the locker room?"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"

by Spunkmeister Joe October 6, 2013

steak-choke

1. A person who often becomes so angry and enraged that they will likely soon choke on a steak;
2. A person who jerks off too much

"Did you see that guy in the restaurant lobby berating the hostess?"
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."

"Have you seen our roommate?"

"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."

by Solo Angus January 29, 2015

Steakthirsty

The precursor state to being "meat drunk." A particular craving for meat.

Steakthirsty picnickers nudged up close to the grill, slavering like beasts.

by LucretiusJones June 4, 2014

steak jimmy

A Steak Jimmy is a delicious Rump Steak which has been carved from the rump of any person who bares the name Jimmy

mmm, That Steak Jimmy was amazing
Ill take a medium rare Steak Jimmy, Thanks

by The_Grand_Master_Pickle December 28, 2015

steak sandwich

When two white males have a threesome with a black female. The males being the buns (white in color) and the steak (black in color) being the female.

Hey i heard you got with that black girl in our class last weekend?
Yeah man, me and Johnny steak sandwiched her

by Rome Price July 6, 2016

steak dick

When one eats so much steak, his penis taste like steak

Kyle had steak dick so bad, I needed A1 sauce for that shit

by Trayvonslittledick September 14, 2016