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united states of america

A very large country in North America who consider themselves best in the world. But they are not. All presidents come from rich family because to be president, you need to be rich. If someone criticizes this country, they become angry and say things like "you're just jealous," why the hell would we be jealous of a place where you can't go faster than 55 without being pulled over and everyone solves disputes by waving guns around. They say that they saved the UK's arse (yes "arse" not "ass" ass is a donkey) from invasion in WW2 even though we'd saved our own two years before the US joined when the RAF won the Battle of Britain. They refuse to use the metric system or spell colour properly, full stop (no, not period, that's the blood that comes out a woman every month or so). The US asked us to go to Iraq with them and we did but they thanked us by repeated "friendly" fire. Now they want to pull out and leave us dealing with the mess they created. America think they can push every other country around and most prime ministers obviously agree. If i were prime minister, i'd tell the rich, stupid president a thing or two. For a start, they would have to get their planes the hell out of the UK and our overseas territories!
In conclusion, wouldn't it be great if the government of America collapsed and they could stop being such a hindrance to peace and happiness.
"Hey, lets go to the united states of america for our holiday"
"god no, do you want to get shot?"
by Hujanika Bolokofpt September 11, 2007
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Staten Island

Staten Island is the 5th borough also known as the"forgoten borough",with a population of 491,730, Staten Island is the least populated of the five boroughs.

Some things totally normal & common to Staten Island :

Underage Drinking.
Underage Sex.
Hooking up near the atrium.
Hooking up at McDonalds.
Grinding at rollerjam.
House Partys.
People who drive always getting cut off.
MILFS who look more like muskrats.
Women who can't drive there big escalades,jeeps,&trucks for shit.
Girls with orange skin.
Over 90% of girls wear Bombshell bra's.
Poofs.
Extentions.
"PINK"sweatpants & UGGS

IM ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE,& KNOWS WHAT GOES ON,DON'T TALK SHIT UNLESS YOU LIVE HERE BECAUSE I'M FULL ITALIAN & DON'T DO ANY OF THE STUFF YOU SEE ON T.V & ON YOUTUBE IN SPOOFS.

SOME OF US,can have poofs,orange skin,"tawk lyke dwis new yawk".

AND SOME OF US can be totally chill & not do that.

WE ARE NOT ALL OF THE SAME,SOME OF US ARE STILL SANE.
2 girls who are from staten island (randomized)

Girl 1 :Hey gawl whassup???omgee did yu see dat gawls hair gwoss.com!!!

Girl 2:Hello,& yes i did.There's nothing wrong with it.

Girl 1:Uhm gawwl r u blind??i went up to dat b!tch andd tawd it mcdonalds french fries had less gwease den it!!Lyke i was juss bein honest im so real!!

Girl 2:I think her hair is fine,& to be honest your ugly.

*Girl 1 huffing,puffing bbming her friends what Girl 2 did*
by akastupid November 29, 2010
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United States

A large imperialist superpower that is populated with 50% pricks and 50% OK people. The United States is ruled by a corrupt government made up of dumb hicks who can't spell and couldn't care a flying fuck about the people of the United States, but still have the most power probably in the world. The United States can be a bad place to live because the legacy of segregation lives on. There are areas where whites cannot go and areas that blacks cannot go. Race means alot in this huge, strange land, so much so that extremist anti-integration parties like the KKK (white racist), Nation of Islam (black racist) and many others have alot of power that they shouldn't have. They also have a shit army which somehow has recently managed to kill more civilians and allies than enemy soldiers, but is still referd to as the best army.
by Kilo Lobo July 1, 2003
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Penn State Greater Allegheny

A small satellite campus of Penn State located in Mckeesport, Pennsylvania. The smallest, most boring, middle of bum-fuck nowhere (right outside of pittsburgh, but still...) town ever. They have a dairy queen, wendys, and taco bell. Hope you like taking shits after every meal? i would invest in sani wipes, because these mckeefucks were never taught hygiene either. Interested in sports? Too bad, get ready for marching band competitions every weekend.

Now back to Penn State. This probably would not be the best choice for someone who's racist, because YOU WILL GET KILLED. the ratio of white to black is about 1 to 10. Oh and everyone is on financial aid. Welcome to the Penn State endorsed Community College.
Penn State Greater Allegheny Student: I skipped all my classes today and don't plan on studying for my exams. Gotta love dem taxpayers!

PSUGA Applicant: I got into Greater Allegheny and I didn't even graduate! SICK LIFE. Should I get a tutor with my Math 003 Course? Subtraction sounds pretty fucking intense.
by KoolKid1014 October 24, 2010
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the corrupted tri-state of Asia

(n)
made up of China (the People's Republic of China), North Korea (the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea), and South Korea (the Republic of Korea) considered as cancer of Asia
East Turkistan, South Mongolia, Tibet and Taiwan are not parts of the corrupted tri-state of Asia.
by Shineya Chong October 28, 2005
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The Confederate states of america

in the South in the land of traitors
Rattlesnakes and alligators
basically a racist group that didnt want there slaves taken away so they

Betrayed the Union and formed there own nation
Retard from the 1860s: i serve the Confederate states of america
Everyone: your a racist retard
by HistoricalFanatics March 2, 2022
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U.S. Red States

Mostly non-urban portions of the United States typically with the lowest per capita income and education levels but the highest crime rates, divorce rates and percentage of the population that describe themselves as "Christian".

The term is derived from the 2000 presidential election where TV News broadcasts colored the US map with red for states carried by George W Bush. The term has become a shorthand for the conservative side of the cultural divide in the US.

In Red States, the Republican Party has co-opted the most extreme conservative position on cultural issues and managed to conflate these issues with patriotism and family values.

Red State voters, while often the poorest, most ill-informed and least educated of the electorate vote against their social and economic self-interest because they view "values" as the measure of good governance.

The term is now expanded to describe a lifestyle and attitude that is anti-elitist and attached to American symbols such as the flag, large SUVs, NASCAR, Wal-Mart and country music.
See also Blue States
Mega-churches in the Red States distributed Christian voter guides to steer their congregations to vote for Bush in 2004.
by clindsay September 18, 2005
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