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strawberry vice

When your partner clamps your penis between their knees and squeezes as hard as they can. If applied for sufficient time, the bellend will resemble a strawberry.
Geraldine did the strawberry vice on me last night. Uncanny!
by Trumptonvicar July 20, 2017
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Strawberry

The act of choking one's ballsack turning them a vibrant shade of red.
I stamped my girl on the forehead with my strawberry.
by cockeyedgoat August 11, 2017
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Strawberry surprise

when you go down on a girl and find out it's her time of the month and she yells "surprise!".
Kate gave me a strawberry surprise last night and I can still taste it.
by Teamice August 4, 2017
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strawberries

used back in the day for when there are parents around that way nobody says or does anything bad
hey guys did you see those strawberries over there they looked good
by big booty cracker April 18, 2018
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Strawberry milkshake

I am not going to write in this box and if I do it will be a lie
Strawberry milkshake
by Hotcock007 October 23, 2017
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Strawberry starfish

Justin: So how'd you go with that guy last night?
Matt: It was all shits and gigs until he gave me a strawberry starfish
by NotSoChubbyBoy October 28, 2017
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Strawberry Pubes

Strawberry pubes is referring to a ginger or daywalker with reddish strawberry blonde hair that would indicate their pubes would also have a strawberry tint. People that dye their pubes are considered "False Pubes" and are not of the strawberry variety. Strawberry pubes have a specific taste when consumed in a pipe or when eaten, but generally have a flavor of the crisp variety. From pure bred gingers, you will often get flavors and aromas of strawberry rhubarb-crisp, apple crisp, and depending on the size and weight of the individual you will sometimes get Cookie Crisp. False Pubes generally taste like nail polish and dog shit.
I ate out a ginger chick from school yesterday and her strawberry pubes got stuck in my teeth. Her asshole was more red than pink.
by Uncle Renegade November 16, 2017
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