rectum smoker

An individual that expresses their affections and/or insecurities by sucking an asshole so hard there may as well be an ounce worth of chronic smoke inside the receiver's rectum

Duuuuude, you won't believe this shit. That lizard in the alley you guys were too good to pound last night turned out to be an elite rectum smoker!

by drcaligula December 1, 2011

hot smoker

A hot chick who you would totally date/hookup with/bang if it wasn't for the fact that she smokes. This girl is usually in high school, but some are also in college.

Dude 1: Hey you see that hot girl over there?
Dude 2: Yeah she's banging. I should probably use some of my sweet talk skills.
Dude 1: That's not a good idea. I wouldn't ask her out.
Dude 2: Why wouldn't you?
Dude 1: Because she smokes. She's what you call a hot smoker.
Dude 2: Well that's a real shame. Smoking is really gross.

by Frozone July 13, 2012

shadow smoker

The opposite of a Social Smoker. A person who smokes by themselves. Generally Marijuana; but not limited to the latter. Tobacco products, herbals and other illicit substances like crack, methamphetamine, heroin as well as vap-pens can be used to Shadow Smoke. Shadow smoking is a way a user attempts to conserve his or her stash by limiting the people they use with or may entirely isolate themselves to use their drugs by their lonesome.

-Darius:"That nigga Tiberius looks like a mothafuckin' stoner, but I ain't never copped any cash from him for a bag and you know We ain't see em' at the creek or shed parties; Fucks' wrong with that nigga?"
-Thema:"Nigga would you shut the fuck up wichyo big ass mouth and shit. That lil' nigga Tiberius is on some other junt; mothafucka' betta swerve around me with his triflin' ass and stay in his own damn lane. He's probably a shadow smoker huh? He look like he ain't get no sun or pussy in months. Nigga need to get out and smoke a fuckin blunt on the corner with us sometime.
-Darius:"The fuck did you just get done smokin'? This oblong lookin punk ain't comin' near me and my stash. Nigga, I just picked up a fuckin' Oz. of some OG Kush last night and these buds is almost gone cuz I been smokin up too many of my trill niggas. Ain't got 'nuff danks to smoke up all of Downtown Minneapolis bitch! I'm out.
-Thelma:"Aye nigga where the fuck you goin' thought we was smokin' up?"
-Darius:"Bitch swerve! Get a fuckin' job insteada bein' a hoe and make yo ass some real paper; and quit smokin' up all of mine. I'm dippin' to the crib and turnin into a mothafuckin' Shadow smoker cuz it's hard times and a niggas always gotta have his buds before his bitches. And I'm damn sure I ain't kickin' it wichyo stupid ass no more, Deuces.

by Abominabledrfibes January 29, 2014

power smoker

A person who smokes a bowl and 5 minutes later wants to smoke another. Then we decide to roll a spliff. Before you know it, the power smoker has gotten you higher than Neil Armstrong

power smoker: "hey man, want to blaze?"
2: "yeah, I'm down"
3 hours later
2: "shit, i gotta pick up"

by MateTheSailor November 24, 2014

Puffin Smoke

When someone is being inauthentic, a straight up faker or when someone is constantly talking smack they can't back up.

Don't even sweat it man, that dude is only puffin smoke.

by Alfonzo Carlton December 5, 2014

GG smoke out rule

When a girl is smoking weed with you, if they give you a blowjob you can not make them pay for weed

"Can I have a blowjob?"
"You'll have to smoke me out, gg smoke out rule."

by Jkns May 23, 2014

Cod Smoker

Slang from New England used as a replacement to using the term "cock sucker."

Person 1: I have to work a double today. My coworker called out.
Person 2: He does that all the time. What a cod smoker.

by YankeesIsTrash July 12, 2017