Anal-Speaking

When someone's speech is so outrageous, he's speaking out of his ass.

John, as usual, would making such outrageous statements that were not true, everyone felt he was anal-speaking again.

by Compendium-of useful info November 15, 2025

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Muck spraying

Shitting into a running fan spraying poop all around to mark territory like a hippo.

I waa totally caught muck spraying my exs room after squatting into her box fan like Escobars cocaine hippos!

by Mitch McConner November 28, 2025

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Cheeks are Screaming

individual is wearing pants so tight that it looks like the one butt cheek is fighting the other butt cheek for air; the pants are formed by the butt (typically tight shorts or leggings);

That girl's cheeks are screaming. The one butt cheek is fighting the other for air!

by 1Martini April 24, 2019

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Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.

I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

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