Spit Guerrilla

A cunt of a meteorologist who pulls the zero rain ruse, when he knows there will be periods of spitting rain.

Sebastian Spit Guerrilla, once again fucked up the day for thousands. Purposely creative with the facts about light rainfall.

by CuntandCuntess February 7, 2025

spit the juice

To "get at'' a female or male.

Im gonna go spit the juice with that girl over there.

by Dat nigga Tee February 7, 2020

Spit Knuckle

Eye contact is essential! Spit on the knuckles of each hand, take the clitoris in between the knuckles and slide both of the knuckles up and down gently but firmly.

Lady: Will you Spit Knuckle me, please?
Me: I thought you'd never ask!

by BranTrevArth January 22, 2022

spit in a tube

What teachers refer as a DNA test

I just spit in a tube to see where I'm from

by Aritaco October 26, 2017

spitting hype

when someones rapping and they arent actually about what their rapping about

hgfdcvb:hey you know tyga he isnt from the hood hes from a good christian nieghborhood
kjhgfd: his songs are straight spitting hype thats why kylie left his ass

by i'M siPPiNg TeA iN Ur SUbuRBs March 14, 2018

Spit

Michael Zhou

“Yo spit, do your thang!”

by swallow May 20, 2025

spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.

Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.

by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014