thief snake

A sketchy well-known louse who torches vehicles and pockets money from local pizza establishments.
An uncertain dad who wears white new balance shoes
An unexplainable snitch

Leo Lurns is the shadiest thief snake in all of eastern canada

by Wall648acad February 1, 2017

Slithery snake

Someone who is known to be nouns such as banwagons double crossers liers and Cheaters

Dude Kevin Durant is such a Slithery snake for going to golden state

Yo Doug told Amanda that I fucked Lisa he’s such a slithery snake

by Allen Douglas Peterson-Herman January 8, 2018

scooter snake

a 5 year old kid that gets in your way when your doing a mad banger for a edit or something like that

‘snake gets in the way’ stop snaking me ya snake like honestly go somewhere else

scooter snake

by scooter faggg December 20, 2019

snake tongue

the deformation of a stream of urine (usually split in half like a snake's tongue) caused by a prior masturbation session, that has allowed the semen to dry inside of the urethra. usually accompanied by a surprised look from the pisser.

n00dles: brb bathroom

clam: okey

n00dles: awww fuck, I snake tongued

clam: LOLOLOLOLOL

by ogsclam August 13, 2010

POCKET SNAKE

when someone shoves thier wang in your pants.

"mela ! get your pocket snake out of my vagina !'

by JOSIE WANG. May 9, 2006

Brown Snake

Deadly venomous family of snakes found in Australia, particularly dangerous because of it's aggressive behaviour and wide habitat.

Strewth! I just stepped over a log and found a brown snake. Cranky bastard had a go at me too! It even chased me back a few metres before it slid off.

<OK, apologies for the gratuitous lingo.>

by Flex, Khan of Putnay July 15, 2008

snakebite

the desperate act of removing semen with a straw from the vagina of a woman one does not wish to impregnate

Holy Shit, I just came inside of you; hand me that McDonald's cup; time for a snakebite!

by Short Bus 11 March 20, 2011