No Jess Sunday

No Jess Sunday is when you block every Jessica you know and get a rest of her.

Person 1: Dude Jess texted me
Person 2: WHAT? Bro block her
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's No Jess Sunday!! \
Person 1: OMG YOUR RIGHT

by SundaysAreAwesome May 9, 2021

5 Minutes Into Sunday

Verb/Noun;

You just dropped acid a hour and a half ago and you’re peaking. It’s 12:05 AM and you’re feeling at ur best. You’re 5 minutes into sunday.

“mann i feel 5 minutes into sunday rn..”

by Konqueso May 29, 2021

Every which way since Sunday

When a girl is fucked very athletically all over the house, every day of the week when she first has starts to have sex with her boyfriend

I remember when we first got together, i fucked her every which way since Sunday

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

what wins on sunday sells on monday

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.

Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man

by elongatedeel June 28, 2021

Cyber Deals Sunday

Cyber Deals Sunday is live-streaming shopping on Twitter, Facebook, or any other social media platform. Shopping before Cyber Monday.

Did you catch the Cyber Deals Sunday live stream on Twitter?

by Crazy Ninjas November 30, 2021

Chubby Boy Sunday

Go and appreciate all your chubby boys❤️We love them big, and chunky🙇🏻 ♀️

Joe: Fuck John why is he so fat
???:Dude you can’t say that, do you know what day it is!?
Joe: What day is it?
???: It’s chubby boy Sunday

Joe: Damn my bad John we love you❤️

by ChubbyBoyLover December 4, 2021

A Rare Sunday

A rare Sunday is an extremely rare occasion when a crackening occurs on a Sunday. This occasion is so special that it happens pretty much every Sunday. Rare Sundays are certainly reserved only for the most special of occasions.

“Dawgs I might cracken today. It’s a rare Sunday.”
- a dawg pounder

“KDP you cracken every Sunday!”
- anonymous alcoholic

walks up to the first tee box “dawgs I’m so hungover. I’ve already had 4 BL pounders though”

- anonymous golfer

by Pounderdome15 June 12, 2022