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Simp Lord

The ultimate form of simp-ism. One who will simp for just about anything. This mf will look at a grain of rice and feel all types of sussy. Be wary of them, they can convert you.
I saw Rec put his Mai in a jar...what a simp lord.
by Neegaboi May 11, 2021
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Simp Music

Music written, produced, & or performed by a simp specifically for the purpose of pedestalling a woman. It does not matter if she is attainable or unattainable. Simp song singers often profess how subservient/submissive they are willing to be in an effort to win the womans affections and possibly be rewared with sexual favors in return. Their style is persistance, sparing no exspence at wooing a woman, including allowing said woman to walk all over him repeatedly, even after rejection. Some of the attemps made to win a womans affections often include promises to pay bills and take her on lavish trips.
Baby Face is a classic simp music producer.
by barbershopbobby November 9, 2021
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Simp sauce

The unholy nectar of one who can be defined as a simp. They gulp this unholy sauce as they desert The Boys and converse with their female despite short relation.
Person 1: Aye hop on COD lets run some S and D.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.
by DillDog693 January 19, 2020
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simp pool

Simp pools are heal pools, but for simps
BadBoyHalo always buys a simp pool with his diamonds
by GodzillaDaGamer June 3, 2020
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No Simp September

The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.
Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.
by The Wae September 2, 2020
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gay simp

A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.
by thecheetoman March 15, 2020
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Enmu simp

you simp for enmu
Dude I'm an enmu simp
You must be mentally ill
by melaniemartinezsupremacy July 1, 2021
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