Schrödinger’s Simp

A simp that states an opinion, then changes it to match the opinion of a girl when they disagree.

simp: “Hey I think cats are pretty cool”
Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””

“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”

by Lilli Bee March 09, 2020

simp virgin

People who use the DMR in Warzone even after they nerf it.

Christian: This DMR is so good after they nerfed it!
Paul: Bro you sound like a simp virgin talking like that.

by Paul Not Nice January 14, 2021

Simp sauce

The unholy nectar of one who can be defined as a simp. They gulp this unholy sauce as they desert The Boys and converse with their female despite short relation.

Person 1: Aye hop on COD lets run some S and D.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.

by DillDog693 January 19, 2020

simp pool

Simp pools are heal pools, but for simps

BadBoyHalo always buys a simp pool with his diamonds

by GodzillaDaGamer June 03, 2020

No Simp September

The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.

Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.

by The Wae September 02, 2020

gay simp

A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.

you are a gay simp

by thecheetoman March 16, 2020

Enmu simp

you simp for enmu

Dude I'm an enmu simp
You must be mentally ill

by melaniemartinezsupremacy July 01, 2021