Shimples

Pimples contracted from eating ass.

A combination of the words "shit" and "pimples".

Guy 1: Dude wtf is on Bobby's face?
Guy 2: I dunno man, but I think it's shimples

by Screw-It-I'm-Out August 20, 2017

ship in a night

Usually refers to a short term sexual or non sexual friendship with a male partner .

Oh baby, he was just a ship in a night .

You are just a ship in a night baby .

by mayabusters November 13, 2017

ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).

“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”

by jjjosh April 22, 2018

Ship

A large sea fairing vessel in which transports cargo or civilians across vast oceans. This should never be referred to as a boat, anyone who calls it a boat is a filthy land lubber

Tommy: “look at that big boat out there!! I want a big boat like that!”

Timmy: “ YAAAARRRRGH YE’ FILTHY LAND LUBBER, THAT VESSEL BE A SHIP, NEVER WAS OR SHALL IT BE A BOAT, NOW WALK THE PLANK!!!!!”

by SanguineBalloon January 31, 2018

Ship

When two people are forcefully told to get together and people draw and write fanfics of them.

Keep shipping them, I've heard it's canon.

by PansSmashWhatever May 5, 2018

SHIP

Somehow Hope It’s Possible - your will or desire to believe a relationship is real and has the ability to thrive.

I SHIP that Seb and Mia live happily ever after in La La Land.

by Athenawisdom June 9, 2018

Ship

When you endorse a relationship between two fictional or even real people. If your ship becomes a real thing you say your ship has sailed.

I ship richie and Eddie

My reddie ship has sailed

by Reddiesphagett May 24, 2018