Jill" Did you hear about how good Ben was in the sack last night?
Amy" yeah he was good be he's no sexual jedi."
Amy" yeah he was good be he's no sexual jedi."
by azraelmike September 08, 2010
1) being attracted to someone who is dummy thiccc
2) doesn’t know what sex is
3) being attracted to someone who is below average in mind category
2) doesn’t know what sex is
3) being attracted to someone who is below average in mind category
by onedirectionslave January 27, 2020
An adult male, often a New York based sportswriter, columnist or other media-type, who has an unhealthy obsession with Yankees longtime shortstop Derek Jeter. Although these men identify themselves as heterosexual and are often in committed relationships with women, they take every opportunity to gush about Derek Jeter and fantasize about having a romantic relationship with Derek Jeter.
Once Tim began gushing about Derek Jeter's calm eyes, he revealed to the whole world that he was a Jeter-sexual.
Michael was so excited that the regional sports network that he worked for was letting him interview Derek Jeter. As Michael was sure he could not complete the entire interview without getting a boner, he asked that they conduct the interview while seated. Michael was not ready to come out as a Jeter-sexual.
Mike the sports columnist was so mad that the Yankees traded for A-Rod. Although the statistics showed that A-Rod was a superior baseball player to Derek Jeter, Mike knew in his heart that Derek Jeter was the better player. Mike wrote column after column, blaming A-Rod for everything that went wrong for the Yankees. Mike decided that professionalism was not important when it came to besmirching A-Rod's good name. Mike hoped that someday, Derek Jeter would notice all of Mike's hard work. Mike daydreamed about Derek taking him on a date. Tussling his mop of grey hair. Derek wouldn't pick on Mike for only being 5 feet tall and buying his clothes in the children's section of Sears. Mike dreamed of the day Derek would finally grow tired of having tons and tons of sex with dozens and dozens and the world's most beautiful women. Mike is a sad, sad Jeter-sexual.
Michael was so excited that the regional sports network that he worked for was letting him interview Derek Jeter. As Michael was sure he could not complete the entire interview without getting a boner, he asked that they conduct the interview while seated. Michael was not ready to come out as a Jeter-sexual.
Mike the sports columnist was so mad that the Yankees traded for A-Rod. Although the statistics showed that A-Rod was a superior baseball player to Derek Jeter, Mike knew in his heart that Derek Jeter was the better player. Mike wrote column after column, blaming A-Rod for everything that went wrong for the Yankees. Mike decided that professionalism was not important when it came to besmirching A-Rod's good name. Mike hoped that someday, Derek Jeter would notice all of Mike's hard work. Mike daydreamed about Derek taking him on a date. Tussling his mop of grey hair. Derek wouldn't pick on Mike for only being 5 feet tall and buying his clothes in the children's section of Sears. Mike dreamed of the day Derek would finally grow tired of having tons and tons of sex with dozens and dozens and the world's most beautiful women. Mike is a sad, sad Jeter-sexual.
by The Hoodie April 12, 2014
hey, have you ever had Sexual Intercourse?
by solid chap November 22, 2021
person 1 what sexuality are you?
person 2 oh I'm car sexual
person 1 whats that
person 2 oh it means I like to ride my car
person 1 oh so I'm car sexual?
person 2 oh, not like driving it
person 2 oh I'm car sexual
person 1 whats that
person 2 oh it means I like to ride my car
person 1 oh so I'm car sexual?
person 2 oh, not like driving it
by vanilla8989 June 06, 2022
Person 1: 'Oh look at Denmark!'
Person 2: 'what!?'
Person 1: 'it's penetrating Sweden and Norway!'
Person 2: 'that's disgusting, you just engaged in the sexualization of geography, what's wrong with you...'
Person 2: 'what!?'
Person 1: 'it's penetrating Sweden and Norway!'
Person 2: 'that's disgusting, you just engaged in the sexualization of geography, what's wrong with you...'
by Scandinavian explorer April 30, 2014