Statesman

A very cheap male prostitute who is a majority of the time servicing gay costumers.

That is the cheapest price a statesman has ever charged for a private dance.

by True balla in da hood wit dem May 4, 2015

shell station

a gas station, commonly referred to as 'the shell'

let's go to the shell station.

him: hey im gonna go to the shell ill be back in twenty mins.
her: okay!

by shellbaby June 27, 2006

smoke station

the act of taking a relatively large hit of marijuana and then exhaling the smoke into the vagina of your female partner and then re-inhaling

I got so fucking blazed last night doing that smoke station thing with my girlfriend. But i dont think she will let me do it again cause her pussy smells like pot.

by jimbo kimbo December 3, 2007

The Stationary Stan

Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.

"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"

by Conmad25 February 19, 2009

Jedi Status

A state of mind that is only attained by veteran potheads whereby the effect of the marijuana is to elevate said smoker's overall functionality, efficiency and pimpiness; level of awareness that causes the smoker to anticipate or intuit potential obstacles in his or her path and negotiate situations expertly.

Dude, that was so Jedi Status of Jonny to strap those little liquor bottles to his nuts in order to sneak them into the concert.

Jedi status on the mic apparatus

by Dr. Quez June 14, 2009

weak status

Being weak, lame, total failure. The status of being weak. Weak status is like hitting rock bottom, the lowest level, being weak at life 24/7.

*Hector passes bong to rudy*
Rudy: Cough, cough, cough dayum son that shit has me fucked up of one hit.
Hector: WTF man that was only stress I haven't even brought out the kush, rudy you're officialy at weak status now.

by King Cobra X May 7, 2009

Shank Status

Getting so fucked up that you can't tell the difference between 5's and 10's.

Yo i got so Shank Status last night that i hooked up with girls that were 5 and below

by Shawshank Redemption April 3, 2013