Stalkingabilities

v. The ability to stalk

He is using his stalkingabilities on Facebook.

by thatartsygirl September 1, 2010

Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010

Smackin' the Sack

1) The act of constantly abusing your genitals to pleasurable thoughts
2) Slang for playing the game of Hacky Sack

1) "Jeff's kinda weird, he says that instead of masturbating, he usually just smacks the sack."
2) Man 1: Hey what are you doing?

Man 2: Nothin' much just smackin' the sack, you want in?

Man 1: Sure!

by TheCyclopsMan December 9, 2011

Stalkiness

To act very stalker like. Creep on someone continually.

Guy 1: Girl! Stop showing your Stalkiness all over my profile!

by WordChickk August 4, 2011

Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011

smackin your balls

1) The act of messing with someone
2) Embellishing a story to fool someone

Guy #1- Dude, I just hooked up with the head cheerleader!
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.

by thesmallerbiggs November 15, 2011

Stackii

A underground rapper from the south bronx (lambert) that has a style of punchlines and a different kind of delivery from other rappers. He Has done songs with French Montana, Yung Stack, Cokeboys, & much others

New York Rappers, Stack Bundles, Big L, 50 Cent, Lil B, Vado, Stackii and Fabolous

by Marcus504 January 2, 2012