Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics
Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.
by deerex February 09, 2011
Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics.
Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.
by deerex January 31, 2011
Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?
Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.
Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.
by Baloolabel April 12, 2011
by Sexducator August 08, 2012
A man displaying negative characteristics, such as jealousy, that suggests he has a tiny penis, like that of a squirrel.
Opposite of 'Big Dick Energy'
Opposite of 'Big Dick Energy'
He was all up in my DMs annoyed that I have a new bf, saying he would be better for me.
Yeah, that's some real Squirrel Dick Energy right there.
Former US president Donald Trump was displaying Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) in his latest online rant.
Yeah, that's some real Squirrel Dick Energy right there.
Former US president Donald Trump was displaying Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) in his latest online rant.
by ChrisColeXXX April 10, 2021
when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!
Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?
Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?
Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?
Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.
Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."
Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?
Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?
Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.
Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."
by Mr. Jewish Mike January 17, 2013
Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.
Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.
by Miles Bighorse May 29, 2018