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New Square 

A Newport cigarette sold off the street. Term originated from the hoods of Chicago
New Squares ! NEw Squares! said the bootleg man off the corner with his pack of cigarettes
New Square by ramsey Jones April 28, 2010
Square means you havn't made out/got off with some one before.
Bob: Are You Still Square?
Bill: No i made out with some one last night
Bob: Who D-squared you?
Bill: This Fit Girl
Square by Levi_Pineapple October 23, 2007

Spongebob Squarepants 

A low quality cartoon idolized by 16 year old boys that wear 'My Little Pony' t-shirts.

It is hypothesized by many critics that SpongeBob Squarepants is the modern day equivalent of bloody fecal matter, yet a majority of people argue that bloody fecal matter is far more humorous.
I would rather shove a handfull of razors in my asshole and listen to Celine Dions entire compilation of music than to watch a single episode of SpongeBob Squarepants.
"bite me" in Smithenese
Mark told Mike "sqyared"
sqyared by chagned April 29, 2005

square stalker 

Using Foursquare to see who has checked into the venue you are at, and then looking around to try and find them.
Square Stalker: *shows friend picture from Foursquare profile on phone*
Normal Friend: What?
Square Stalker: This person is here. Do you see them anywhere?
Normal Friend: Dude stop square stalking, weirdo.
square stalker by AtlasRider September 10, 2011
Someone who is unaware of or oblivious to a specific subculture; one who "doesn't get it." A person afraid to go out of their comfort zone.
On the search for marijuana, Tim asked Fernanda if she knew where he could find some "Mary Jane" but she was such a square she thought Tim was looking for white girl named Mary that worked at Starbucks.
Square by Poisin October 11, 2014