midnight speed streaking

when a person goes out at midnight and goes streaking in a fast vehicle of some sort such as a bike, a rollerblades, a scooter, a skateboard or longboard, or a convertible

mark: hey do you want to go midnight speed streaking?
drew:sure, i love to feel a good breeze around my genitals

midnight speed streaking by alpha mouse April 27, 2011

Lyper Speed 

Usually used in reference to a sprinting athlete at a track and field meet, describing them as running at a speed that ranges between "hyper speed" and "lightning speed", which is basically fast as shit.

Alyssa- "Okay so why is that guy wearing sunglasses when we're at an indoor track meet?"
Andrew- "No shit, that's Coach Dylan! That dude's got Lyper Speed."

Alyssa- "so you mean he's fast as shit?"
Andrew- "yeah, like really fast shit."

Lyper Speed by Willywonker January 17, 2014

shutter speed 

Shutter Speed: Adj. The amount of time it takes an anus to return to "closed" after use (often a result of age or rectal abuse or exploration.)

John's ass has a low shutter speed leading to frequent sharts.

shutter speed by Fullbird1970 May 2, 2014

hillbilly speed bump

It is an armadillo, sometimes called hillbilly speed bumps due to the fact that they come out of nowhere and if you were to run over one, it sometimes causes a rocking effect that occurs going over a regular speed bump.

Passenger: ARMADILLIO!
Driver: NO, THATS A HILLBILLY SPEED BUMP!
(Passenger puts seatbelt on)

hillbilly speed bump by ®OA©h January 21, 2017

87 speed bean peeler

its an 87 speed bean peeler; it helps you peel beans very fast; usually pinto beans

woah johnny! you got an 87 speed bean peeler??? wow!!!

mind if i borrow your 87 speed bean peeler? i need to peel my pinto beans.

87 speed bean peeler by Safia's little almond April 6, 2019

Dorito speed 

The speed that you maintain in Walmart to get what you need fast enough to leave, but slow enough to not draw attention to yourself and let your mind process the information you need. (Can be used to find things other than Doritos, like clearing rooms in a gunfight.)

we're falling behind a little bit, lets kick it up to Dorito speed.

Dorito speed by Scout339 September 22, 2022

fuck to the speed of light 

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.

Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!

fuck to the speed of light by Bad C dev October 31, 2022