clam slam

A girls version of cock block.

Bitch don't clam slam me I'm trying to get laid

by olive herclosehoff July 16, 2014

Mjolnir Slam

A burn or insult in its most harsh aspect. Reserved and used for making fun of and/or reprimanding anyone who deserves such a remark (i.e: pedophiles...) Can also be used as a threat. Used as a noun or verb. Also see Mjolnir}

a) You're dating a 14 year old and you're 18??? I'm going to mjolnir slam your ass.

b) That was such an mjolnir slam that you should just leave, don't even try to retaliate.

c) You seem to be in need of an mjolnir slam, son.

by ironchoad November 10, 2008

clam slam

The female version of the "bag tag" when one person (usually female) hits another in the vagina.

"hey girl! what's up?"
(vagina hit)
"Clam Slam!!!"

by sircuzfreek June 2, 2009

donkey slam

When living on a farm, you fuck your donkey in the ass then make your cuz lick your cum out of the donkeys ass while you slam him

I donkey slammed Ryan last weekend and then puked in his face.
Donkey slamming is cool in the early morning after feeding the chickens my cock.
Donkey slamming is excellent after a good dirty sanchez.

by cherly September 8, 2008

grand slam

Wendy's term: Used when fry person needs a serving of fries, nuggets AND strips. Originally used by Luke and was forced into Wendy's terminology by Perry.

I need a grand slam!

Grand slam?

Fries, nuggets and strips!!

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

Clam Slam

The female version of being cock-blocked. Another party ruins, prevents or impedes the probability of getting laid through whining, forcing to leave, laying the guilt trip and/or expecting one to "be a good friend" and sleep alone.

Almost everyone was hooking up in Mexico, until Trisha pulled the clam slam on me when she wasn't getting any play herself.

by PaxyD December 15, 2008

Grand Slam

When you have a joint,Blunt,Bong,vaporizer one after another

Alfred Giggles:I have a quarter o , do you guys want to do a grand slam

Arnie Berkwitz: as long as it is free

by dj dubsack jones December 26, 2008