Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.
Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
by CutiePatootiePie January 21, 2025
A flashy and sometimes un-tasteful piece of clothing , usually a really bad Hawaiian short-sleeve button-up.
Could also apply to someone who doesn't seem to look good in modern fashion or has retired to Florida.
Could also apply to someone who doesn't seem to look good in modern fashion or has retired to Florida.
Tom- Jeez Mat did you see Jake wearing that ugly shirt?
Mat- Yea that's such a Brett Shirt, he should hire a personal clothing coach.
Mat- Yea that's such a Brett Shirt, he should hire a personal clothing coach.
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