the sea is calm

When you have had just enough weed or alcohol and you are riding in that sweet spot. You feel good enough to converse with others, but removed enough that you are calm and happy. We all set sail in life, may the seas be calm.

I just had 2 shots and a gram of weed. The sea is calm

by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017

Yugoslavian Sea Mine

The process of a man inserting a bike/ball pump into his urethra and pumping it up causing his bladder to expand and then inevitably explode inside of him. Usually done with a hand pump, but an electrical equivalent can be used for the daring.

Guy 1: Dude, why do you have that pump? You don't even own a bike.
Guy 2: Oh, I'm planning to enjoy a Yugoslavian Sea Mine this evening...

by Joshua Durry August 31, 2018

deep sea jew

Rare type of Jew who leaves on the coast or live in boats in the middle of the ocean. Be careful deep sea Jews are very good fighters and will steal all your coins if they can.

Man 1: “hey look a boat”
Man 2: “ no don’t go near it I heard a deep sea Jew lives there. He will beat us up and steal our money”
Man 1: “damn ok”

by Joesph Marcone November 18, 2020

send an admiral to sea

To take a shit. You "launch" an admiral toward the ocean.

Hey, didn't you say you were gonna drop off the kids at the pool?

Yea, but first I have to send an admiral to sea.

by docsabre May 25, 2007

parting the pink sea

A sexual twist of a reference to parting the Red Sea meaning spreading the legs of a woman and adventuring the depths of her promise land.

"Now you're parting the pink sea with the girl of your dreams"

by RYNO5001 July 13, 2016

Lesbianic Sea

Bordering Lesbianica, Canada, the Lesbianic Sea is wet, yet inhospitable. Home of flannel-wearing mullet lovers and Ice.

Ice found the Lesbianic Sea to be quite cold to him, but Amanda found it quite inviting.

by University of Texas Tech October 12, 2006

deep sea diver

A man or woman who loves to eat the pussy often refering to fish! or stink box is a deap see diver

mike is a big time deep sea diver i could smell his face from a mile away. lay of the fish scuba man

by killa bs November 3, 2006