Rule Number One

No fat chicks.

A: "I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there playing video games. She looks lonely."
B: "Better not do that, man."
A: "What? Why not?"
B: "Rule Number One."

by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2009

rule 2

If a rule restricts something that has no conceivable point, it will be broken.

Kid: -stuffing tissues into mouth-
Teacher: That's not allowed
Kid: Sorry, rule 2, lady.

by Matt :3 March 10, 2008

rule 303

Short version of martin herrity's short story:
If you have the means to do it, you may do it

who said you could just come in here with your three body builder friends and throw my stuff out the window,you dont have the right.......Answer yes we do Rule 303

by attlulululululu January 12, 2011

Rule 34S

Rule 34S simply states that nothing is sacred.

Guy: Dude! You can't make Sesame Street pr0n! It's for kids!
Dude: Rule 34S
Guy: Damn

by Damaster00777 April 26, 2011

Rule 64

If it exists, Tony Stark was able to build it in a cave, with a box of scraps. (This is a common inside refrence to a famous line in teh movie Iron Man. It's sometimes used on 4chan)

"That's a nice looking Krupp Coal Excavator. Who would have the patience to build something like that?"
"Rule 64 states: TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS."

by /x/ January 26, 2009

Riley Anne McKee moody

Riley is a fag. And kind of a bitch. An ugly ass bitch. She is really annoying, and kind of a loser

Riley Anne McKee Moody is a loser

by Lily the peepeehead October 5, 2019

pull a ruler

Has several meanings:

1. Inability to go away.
2. Inability to take a hint.
3. Overall being unable to stop being a fag.

Named after Ruler Eric, one of the greatest leechers of all times.

1. Guy one: Gtfo!
RandomFag: Ur just jealous cause i r better than u

2. Guy one: We'd rather you not stole our software.
RandomFag: Im not stealing it, im making it better.
Guy one: We don't want your help.
RandomFag: Then I'll release it myself

3. Guy one: GO AWAY YOU FAGOT!
Guy one: HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN THE HINT?
RandomFag: Ur just mad because my coding r better.

E.G. Guy one: RandomFag is gonna pull a ruler....

by ImNotZapp January 15, 2007