A Tesco employee who likes to brew moonshine in his free time, he also likes to play with horses at the weekend.
All his food is found by the side of the road and he has trouble speaking the English language due to inbreeding.
All his food is found by the side of the road and he has trouble speaking the English language due to inbreeding.
by Da Dogzz October 8, 2008
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Get the redneckz mug.A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.
"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."
"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"
"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"
by Force434 November 5, 2006
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I'll jes be cleanin mah gun whal the black feller walks down the street.
The common redneck feeds on beer and chips, they often sleep in sturdy structures called trailers in larger communities called trailer parks. This is the nature channel studying the strangest creatures of earth.
I'll jes be cleanin mah gun whal the black feller walks down the street.
The common redneck feeds on beer and chips, they often sleep in sturdy structures called trailers in larger communities called trailer parks. This is the nature channel studying the strangest creatures of earth.
by shadefromtrees January 25, 2010
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white, closed minded reich wing conservative, religious fundamentalist freaks, racists, hypocrites, homophobic, 99.9% of their diet consists of "protein" like deer, beef, pigs, chickens which they kill and slaughter on a daily basis. they collect big guns and drives a bigass pickup truck to compensate for something lacking. they also wear plaid shirts and boots while sleeping, and they only shower once every few months.
white, closed minded reich wing conservative, religious fundamentalist freaks, racists, hypocrites, homophobic, 99.9% of their diet consists of "protein" like deer, beef, pigs, chickens which they kill and slaughter on a daily basis. they collect big guns and drives a bigass pickup truck to compensate for something lacking. they also wear plaid shirts and boots while sleeping, and they only shower once every few months.
typical rednecks:
great big trucks, great big dogs, great big guns..
small little trailer park homes, small little minds, small little...
great big trucks, great big dogs, great big guns..
small little trailer park homes, small little minds, small little...
by Hancock23432434534534 February 15, 2013
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a type of redneck religion created by a smart person of the age 4..larry the cable guy is our pope/precher
1. do you have the rednecktheologin bible yet?
2. Why ain't u drinking tonight billy joe? aww man the preacher said i had to save the budweiser for chruch tomorrow. aw damn man that suck..yeah but he said he'd call in the strippers and i got lucky one of thems my sister!!!
2. Why ain't u drinking tonight billy joe? aww man the preacher said i had to save the budweiser for chruch tomorrow. aw damn man that suck..yeah but he said he'd call in the strippers and i got lucky one of thems my sister!!!
by Christine and Ashley June 12, 2005
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